Engineering Dialogues

Got these in a mail forwarded by a friend of mine from NCST. This mail was just mind blowing. It was just like one of those hindi movie flashback, straight into my engineering days at RAIT.

People who did engineering from mumbai university can easily relate to each one of these.

Reminds us of those engineering days....

4 years of non-stop of what follows... day after day...

Engineering Dialogues

1. On being Late

(standing at the door... gesturing to a friend)

*** "Andar aaon kya? Kab chalu hua?"

*** "Attendance ho gaya kya??"

*** "I was searching for the Classroom"

*** "Train was late"

2. During the lecture

*** "mera assignment tere paas hai??"

*** "Kya bore ho raha hai. Bola tha bunk karenge."

*** "Heads, we go home, Tails, we go home now!!!"

*** "Journal sheet hai??"

3. Lab

*** "Expt. 2 likha??"

*** "Idhar Karna kya hai??"

4. Unit Test

*** "Oh Shit!!!!!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya?"

*** "Aaj kounsa test hai?"

5. For attendance (less attendance isliye attendance badane ke liye bahane)

*** "I forgot the I-card , so watchman didn't let me in"

6. Late submission of assignments

*** "Maine ukko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein submit

kar dena"

*** "Last date extend hua thaa"

*** "I didn't know the last date"

7. Late submission of Journal (for printouts)

*** "Format pataa nahi thaa"

*** "Printer is not working today"

*** "Friday ko light nahi thee"

8. VIVA (after exam)

*** "Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?"

*** "Achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?"

*** "Ye subject ka reference book kounsa hai" "

9. VIVA (b4 exam)

*** "Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya Kjaq doonga"

*** "Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ka ab tak

preparation nahi hua hai"

10. VIVA (General)

*** "Dekh , tu jo bhi padhega , woh (external) tereko woh nahi

poochhnewaala, then watz the point"

*** "Roll no. 1 aur 2 ko wapas bulaaya hai"

*** "External is asking Bermuda Triangle ka Magnetic force kitna hai"

*** "Ye kounse subject mein aata hai" *** "Aaj kounsa Viva hai?"

11. Submission

*** "Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?"

*** "Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"

*** "Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?"

12. A convo:

"Ye tune kya likha hai????" "Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo

nahi samajh mein aa raha hai uska drawing nikal" "Phir bhi, kuch to idea

hoga??" "Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya, tu bhi wohi

kar. Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh , jo nahi samajh mein aa raha

hai woh chhod de."

13. Exam

*** "Jo (mujhe)aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai woh

aata hai"

*** "ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai" *** "ye last time hi poochha

thaa"

*** "tere paas iske notes hai??"

*** "woh chapter... mark weightage 6 marks... (facial ex-pressions speaks

the story)"

*** "nahi samjha to rat le" *** (when someone is intensively doing his last

revision) "Yeh nahi aayega !!!"